{"product_id":"omelette-art-print-vertigo-artography","title":"'Omelette' Art Print by Vertigo Artography | Surreal Vintage Kitchen Egg Brunch Breakfast Funny Food Kitsch Bikini Humour Print","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e‘Omelette' Art Print by Vertigo Artography.\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOmelette is a sun-drenched, golden and deeply contented surreal collage art print that answers the question every person who has ever stood at a hob on a cold morning has secretly asked, what if the eggs were warm enough to lie in?, with the only possible response: a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewoman in a yellow bikini\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, tanned, dark hair fanned out, arms spread wide, reclining in a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003elarge stainless steel frying pan of scrambled eggs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e floating in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003edeep black space\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, star points scattered across the cosmos behind her, with the complete, serene composure of someone who has found the perfect spot in the entire universe and has absolutely no intention of moving.\u003c\/span\u003e The eggs are golden, bubbling gently at the edges, the texture warm and sunny and perfectly cooked. The pan is professional, heavy bottomed, sitting on a black hob. At the top of the frame, a hand grips the pan handle, someone is at the stove, someone is cooking this and she is either entirely unaware or has considered the situation and decided that the eggs are worth it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGolden. Sunny. Completely, perfectly at ease.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe masterstroke is the yellow bikini , the exact colour of the eggs, warm and golden, so perfectly matched that she is almost camouflaged by the omelette, her swimwear dissolving into the scrambled eggs as if she was always part of the recipe, always the secret ingredient, always the reason the eggs turned out so well. The companion piece to Deserted on a Dessert, where that piece is the strawberry and rhubarb crumble of a British summer afternoon, this is the golden, sunny, Mediterranean morning, the breakfast that feels like a holiday, the kitchen that feels like a beach, the eggs that are, without question, the most comfortable place in the house.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_ua7qq_109\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAs demand grows for kitchen art prints, brunch culture decor, funny food art and bold statement pieces for culinary spaces, Omelette sits at the perfect intersection of vintage food photography, surrealist wit and the deeply relatable fantasy of being warm enough, comfortable enough and golden enough to simply stay exactly where you are. Perfect for kitchens, dining rooms, brunch cafes, breakfast restaurants, eclectic living rooms, creative studios and any space that understands that the best mornings are golden, warm and completely unhurried.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e• All art prints are gallery quality Giclée printed.\u003cbr\u003e• Printed on 200gsm archival matt paper using the finest archival inks.\u003cbr\u003e• Print has a white border around the image.\u003cbr\u003e• Print is titled at the base of the image with signature.\u003cbr\u003e• Sizes specified are inclusive of the overall paper dimensions, including the white border.\u003cbr\u003e• Art print does not include frame.\u003cbr\u003e• Due to different screen configurations, the colour of the purchased print may slightly vary to what you see on your computer.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003eWhen you purchase any of our original artworks you can be assured that all packaging is either recyclable or biodegradable using the most ethical means in line with our commitment to 100% carbon neutral sustainability.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll A3 (equivalent variants) art prints are shipped in a firm recyclable cardboard mailing envelope or tube and marked - DO NOT BEND.\u003cbr\u003eAll A2\/A1\/A0 (equivalent variants) art prints are shipped in a firm recyclable cardboard mailing tube and marked - DO NOT BEND.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping Delivery Timeframes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBelow are guidelines for receipt of delivery of your purchase from the time your order is dispatched.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUK 2-3 Business Days\u003cbr\u003eEurope 1-5 Business Days\u003cbr\u003eUSA \/ CANADA 8-12 Business Days\u003cbr\u003eREST OF WORLD 10-15 Business Days\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor seasonal occasions the above timeframes may differ and we ask that you order in advance so as to avoid delay and disappointment.\u003cbr\u003ePlease note that your order may be subject to customs delays and import fees for which you are responsible for paying depending on your country.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTracked Shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe aim to dispatch your order within 2-5 business days upon receipt of your order.\u003cbr\u003eAll orders are tracked, you will receive a tracking number and notification via Shopify once your order has been dispatched.\u003cbr\u003eIf there are any foreseeable delays we will contact you immediately.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt would be great to hear from you on your shopping experience with us. \u003cbr\u003eFeel free to drop us a review.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCopyright © Vertigo Artography 2026\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAll Rights Reserved\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\/\/ INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY NOTICE \/\/\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis original design \/ artwork is my intellectual property. 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