‘Omelette' Art Print by Vertigo Artography.
Omelette is a sun-drenched, golden and deeply contented surreal collage art print that answers the question every person who has ever stood at a hob on a cold morning has secretly asked, what if the eggs were warm enough to lie in?, with the only possible response: a woman in a yellow bikini, tanned, dark hair fanned out, arms spread wide, reclining in a large stainless steel frying pan of scrambled eggs floating in deep black space, star points scattered across the cosmos behind her, with the complete, serene composure of someone who has found the perfect spot in the entire universe and has absolutely no intention of moving. The eggs are golden, bubbling gently at the edges, the texture warm and sunny and perfectly cooked. The pan is professional, heavy bottomed, sitting on a black hob. At the top of the frame, a hand grips the pan handle, someone is at the stove, someone is cooking this and she is either entirely unaware or has considered the situation and decided that the eggs are worth it.
Golden. Sunny. Completely, perfectly at ease.
The masterstroke is the yellow bikini , the exact colour of the eggs, warm and golden, so perfectly matched that she is almost camouflaged by the omelette, her swimwear dissolving into the scrambled eggs as if she was always part of the recipe, always the secret ingredient, always the reason the eggs turned out so well. The companion piece to Deserted on a Dessert, where that piece is the strawberry and rhubarb crumble of a British summer afternoon, this is the golden, sunny, Mediterranean morning, the breakfast that feels like a holiday, the kitchen that feels like a beach, the eggs that are, without question, the most comfortable place in the house.
As demand grows for kitchen art prints, brunch culture decor, funny food art and bold statement pieces for culinary spaces, Omelette sits at the perfect intersection of vintage food photography, surrealist wit and the deeply relatable fantasy of being warm enough, comfortable enough and golden enough to simply stay exactly where you are. Perfect for kitchens, dining rooms, brunch cafes, breakfast restaurants, eclectic living rooms, creative studios and any space that understands that the best mornings are golden, warm and completely unhurried.
Specifications
• All art prints are gallery quality Giclée printed.
• Printed on 200gsm archival matt paper using the finest archival inks.
• Print has a white border around the image.
• Print is titled at the base of the image with signature.
• Sizes specified are inclusive of the overall paper dimensions, including the white border.
• Art print does not include frame.
• Due to different screen configurations, the colour of the purchased print may slightly vary to what you see on your computer.
Packaging
When you purchase any of our original artworks you can be assured that all packaging is either recyclable or biodegradable using the most ethical means in line with our commitment to 100% carbon neutral sustainability.
All A3 (equivalent variants) art prints are shipped in a firm recyclable cardboard mailing envelope or tube and marked - DO NOT BEND.
All A2/A1/A0 (equivalent variants) art prints are shipped in a firm recyclable cardboard mailing tube and marked - DO NOT BEND.
Shipping Delivery Timeframes
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